so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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