they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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