I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
