So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
