I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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