no. you can't hotbox the world.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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