Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
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Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
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He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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