Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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