My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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