Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
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I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
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We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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