you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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