Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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