I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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