My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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