dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
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When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
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Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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