I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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