I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I woke up under a house in Key West
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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