She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
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Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
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You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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