I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I feel like abortions should bother me more
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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