Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
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You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
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he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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