Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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