if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
