How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
