She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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