standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
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If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
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I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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