I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Randomize
