My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
a search helicopter?!
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
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You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
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he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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