i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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