I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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