his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I woke up under a house in Key West
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