It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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