What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I need to calm my uterus...
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