Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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