Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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