Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
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Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
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I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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