I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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