I want to have your abortion
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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