they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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