Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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