you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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