hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
so let's talk penis.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
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