whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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