Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
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We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
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I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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