The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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