If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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