please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
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WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
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There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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