Say something about gay babies.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
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Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
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Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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