Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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