They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Randomize
