Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
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The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
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It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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