check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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