hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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