Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
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Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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