Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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