And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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