To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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