this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
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Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
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To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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