quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
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I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
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Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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